Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
And here I thought that was just rising dough
Fuck that shit, I hate when people touch my belly button
yeah fck that it doesnt feel good for me it feels weird
When I poke my boyfriends belly button, he says he feels it on his dick
Wait wait wait… Estellle was younger than Bea yet played her mother? That’s fucked up!
imagine if eating pizza made you lose weight
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
when u find cheap clothes that make u look expensive
wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times